"I SPENT 2MILLION ON A WEDDING JUST TO SEE MY BRIDE HAS A D!


Hi Joro
I have been sitting on this same spot since last night wondering how I got myself into this. We dated for one year and she did not for once let me see her naked insisting on no sex before marriage. How foolish I was; she's so beautiful and I thought it was worth the wait.

Im confused.
We got married on Monday and before the reception I begged her to let me have a taste of the Cookie and she refused and I agreed because * a little suspense is always good*.

Imagine my shock at night when I saw my wife with an erect penis. I almost punched her/him. She said she was born that way but for Pete"s sake why did she hide such a thing from me. I can't stop crying. I built my life around her. I'm weak. I can't even tell my friends.

I feel like visiting the lagoon or just taking otapiapia. Joro please help me, you and your followers. I need to hurt her equally. I spent almost 2million Naira on a wedding to see a dick? This is too much. Help
me
I'm gradually losing my mind. She claims she didn't tell me because she didn't want to lose me, for Christ's sake, what do I do now? Where do I start?

"I AM SINGLE BECAUSE OF YOU" LADY MADLY IN LOVE WITH RMD CRIES OUT


A woman wrote to joro Olumofin expressing how much she was in love with married and super hot actor Richard Mofe-Damijo.
She says she has remained single for four years, pushing away a lot of good guys because she can't imagine being married to anyone apart from the oh so dreamy RMD.
Here's what she wrote;

IM LOSING MY MIND
Good morning Sir, please i need your help. I'm ready to submit myself to Yaba left for evaluation. I can't take the torment anymore. I'm 29 years old, I'm beautiful, I have a wonderful job. But I've been single for 4 years now because I'm in love with this celebrity. A Nigerian actor. RMD! I've pushed a lot of good men away because of him.

In my mind I need to be single so if he sees me he may want me for 2nd wife. I love him. I can die. Sometimes I cry and drink anointing oil for my soul. I know he is married but I love him, I want him. I have a gallery of 3000 of his pictures. I've sent him 40 DM but he won't reply me. Please what is wrong with me falling for a married man.

I can't think straight anymore. I just want to have dinner with him. I've waited for 4 years. I'm ready to wait for me. Please advise me. This is true love. God can see my heart. In the next life he is my husband, my soul, my destiny, baba ibeji my twins. I want to make my yellow eba and Efo for him

I ASKED GOD FOR A WIFE WHO CAN GIVE ME BJ BUT THE DEVIL INTERFERED - HUSBAND


Good morning Joro.
I saw a pix you posted yesterday on your blog . and It reminded me why I don't love my wife. I immediately asked myself can mommy Thomas do this ? I know she can't ever. Have been having issues with my wife for months now. Ever since I spent some weeks in my friends house. I fell in love with my friends wife. I think about her and I get aroused sometimes. Now that is the wife I asked God for but the devil interfered and gave me this one.

My friends wife cooks bomb shorts, does makeup everyday, she doesn't even wear that rubbish hairnet. My friend will be sitting on the table shirtless she will just come and suck his nipples. 2 minutes later they will go to the room we will be hearing mourning sex sounds. They live a very spontaneous and contagious life. I secretly have a crush on her. I pray against the temptation.

My own wife is boring! Common and simple blowjob she can not blow, she treats my manhood like it is bitter or so, she will be doing in-to out-put tongue liking. What about sex positions? If I start there this mail will enter 14 pages. I have to book appointment to romance my own wife. Her mourning sounds are so annoying I can just feel like beating her up there and then. I'm a frustrated married man. By 2017 I'm thinking of moving along with my life. I dash her all the cars and everything. I want m freedom.

I stood at my life in an instance. Anytime we are honored to attend a wedding event. My wife will look for the oldest browse and gown to wear, I will tell her join Instagram so she can see how young ladies are doing it. I dare not tell her to rub cake on her body. One day I arrived at home and told her to accompany me in the car park for sex, she entered the car and said why are we paying all this rent money to have sex in a car? For Gods sake.

When your mood is dead and can never come back. Dear Joro, I love what you do. I wish I had a better wife. I wish it was easy. 2017 is new possibilities for me. I need love, I need freakiness in my life. I want to ejaculate raw sperm into my wife move. If I try that with this one she will say I want to give her disease and God won't answer her prayers. I'm in serious pains, I have responsibilities to God and my family. If not I will enter town and pick all this young girls.

Joro i won't lie have sent you message for bea search and hookups. When you do the appreciation and put those girls. I send DM they don't reply. I am a miserable married man. My hand is no more attractive to my manhood penis. I will masturbate for 1 hour. No sperms. My marriage is over. All she knows is let's attend prayer meeting, let's go vi beach, let's watch African magic Igbo although we are not Igbo. OH my Jesus! If you see my wifes under wears. You will pity me

Fishy smell from my Vjay, then I'll have some kind of brown discharge

Fishy smell from my Vjay, then I'll have some kind of brown discharge


I don't know how some ladies joke with their health like this.. Fishy smell?? and you decided to go celibate for a year? That's just like having a wound on your leg and removing the leg to keep in ice for a year... Your wound would still be there... See a doctor and eat lots of fruits my favorite us pineapple..give the pu$$y an edible smell and taste

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Hello Joro Pls help me post this & keep me anonymous. Pls Joro nation I need your help on this, especially doctors in the house. I've been sexually active for sometime and I notice that, anytime I have sex, I usually have one issue or the other, if I don't experience fishy smell from my vagina, then I'll have some kind of brown discharge or both sometimes!

But it fades out after a week or something. So I decided to go celibate for sometime, almost for a yr. then I recently just had sex and I'm experiencing a foul smell from my vagina. Pls can someone explain the reason for this?

I make sure I clean up properly with water after sex but it doesn't go. Is this a normal occurrence? Does it mean I can't have sex consecutively?? Cus most times I usually wait a week or so for it to fade avvav


Caught my boyfriend naked with another woman


Caught my boyfriend naked in bed with another woman.
Dear Joro, I am so heartbroken and i feel like dying. My boyfriend asked me to leave school to go see him in Lagos. I went and we were having a good time and everything was fine. I was meant to stay the weekend but then i decided to stay longer and i noticed he wasn't comfortable with it.

He started acting up and finally one day, he just told me it's over. Just like that. No reason. I left his place and i went to stay with a friend. I didn't leave Lagos. After a day, on his own, he came back to me apologizing and saying he loves me and all sorts. My friend was traveling so I had to leave her place. He told me he was traveling too but he would come pick me up and lodge me.

He picked me up from her place, took me to the hotel and was still apologizing. I forgave him and we even made love so intensely. He then left saying he was going to the airport. On his own, this man texted me saying he was at the airport and the flight was even moved and all. Long story cut short Joro, he told me he was sick.

Me out of worry was now calling him, I then decided to call his elder brother only for the brother to tell me he never travelled to Enugu was still in Lagos. Joro i left the hotel immediately, went to his estate only for me to see his generator on and all his cars inside. I then jumped his fence. I don't even know how i got the power too honestly.

I jumped his fence and because i know his house too well, I remembered he had a torn net by the door. I put my hand inside and luckily the key was there. Anyways after much struggle to open the knob on top, i entered and when i went upstairs, there he was naked in bed with another woman. Worst part, she was so ugly and fat.

No offense to fat women but he had always told me i was getting fat and i would starve myself and all trying to be perfect for this man. Joro I'm so BROKEN. I really don't know what to do. I'm really struggling to be okay but I'm not. I can't eat, sleep, nothing. I keep having nightmares and body pains from the fall when i was jumping the fence.

There's still so much to the story but I can't even begin to say it all. I'm just here asking myself so many questions as to what i ever did wrong to deserve this. All i did was love this man honestly and faithfully. It hurts. He made me end so many friendships.

I practically did all he ever wanted. He couldn't even respect me enough to wait for me to leave. My head is just running wild with all this thoughts and I really feel like dying. It's so unfair.

I AM CHEATING ON MY WIFE WITH AN ORANGE SELLER

Smelling boxers. Lazarus boxers... is it jazz ?


Good evening Joro. please help me and beg guys to wash there boxers or buy new ones. This slay boy I met on Instagram. We got talking. He is based in lagos, that's how I went to his place.

Fresh and nice. Lives in all them service apartment. For him to remove his boxers joro. I was weak ni o.
It was smelling like Lazarus boxers. I had to lie that am not feeling to well. He later got upset that I didn't allow him fuck. We only kissed. I won't mind fucking him and all but am scared for my life and disease and all.

Should I tell him it's because of his boxers. Or what should I do ? Joro My friend even said I should run that it is his jazz. Is it jazz ? Please advise me.

Tell guys to wash there boxers too. Every small thing. Guys will come here to ur page to say a lady's Vjay is smelling . Guys are guilty too

I AM CHEATING ON MY WIFE WITH AN ORANGE SELLER

The man who is based in Lagos State admits that he is cheating on his wife but sleeping with these ladies gives him so much joy. After reading the story, another young lady also volunteered to meet with this man.
Read the story below:

Hello Joro, God Bless you. More shoes for you and Blessing. I want to share an experience I had recently that has changed my entire mind and life. Sometimes ago in June. I had s*x with an orange seller.

I was buying orange and I told her to enter my car to avoid lagos Official who wanted to arrest her. One thing led to another she gave me her phone digits. Later that night I got a room and she came to see me. This girl is 21 years. We had sex. Joro I did 4 rounds in one evening, something I have not done with anyone.

Even my wife. I felt like a Virgin again the S*x was awesome and heavenly. I gave her 100k after. We started having s*x ever since then. Then her phone went off. I called almost 1 million times Joro. I drove back to the area and I spent 6 hours looking for her. I couldn't find her.

It broke my heart. I was running mad. I keep going back to the market to search for her Joro. Now what bother me is this, I went to look for another orange seller again. This time it took me 4 days to sleep with her.

It was even more awesome as the first one. I did 5 rounds with her. I even started cumin air after a while. I then told myself it's not about the first one. Now I have a fetish for sleeping with orange sellers. Yes I am a married man. Well educated, I earn good pay. But this has now become a part of my life I can't do without.

Since June Joro, I have slept with 8 orange sellers. It's now a hobby. I love the way they smell. They have a particular cry during the sex. I love them. I love my wife too but after 10 years of marriage, I can't deal or cope with her anymore. God knows this.

The reason why I'm here is I want men to try sleeping with orange sellers so they can feel what I feel. You will feel like a Virgin. I honestly don't want to change. I love my wife. I love my children but this happened to me by faith. I feel so good Joro. Please reply me I have a lot more to say. I have one who I really love. She is a twin, her twin is schooling. I feel Happy and blessed Joro.

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