I have been sitting on this same spot since last night wondering how I got myself into this. We dated for one year and she did not for once let me see her naked insisting on no sex before marriage. How foolish I was; she's so beautiful and I thought it was worth the wait.
We got married on Monday and before the reception I begged her to let me have a taste of the Cookie and she refused and I agreed because * a little suspense is always good*.
Imagine my shock at night when I saw my wife with an erect penis. I almost punched her/him. She said she was born that way but for Pete"s sake why did she hide such a thing from me. I can't stop crying. I built my life around her. I'm weak. I can't even tell my friends.
I feel like visiting the lagoon or just taking otapiapia. Joro please help me, you and your followers. I need to hurt her equally. I spent almost 2million Naira on a wedding to see a dick? This is too much. Help
I'm gradually losing my mind. She claims she didn't tell me because she didn't want to lose me, for Christ's sake, what do I do now? Where do I start?